Oddliness is next to Godliness

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Welcome to the Bouncing Goddesses(tm)! A generous selection of JPGs from the Pure Japan series of scans, conveniently resized into itty bitty teeny tiny little thumbnails, bouncing around on your screen!

This page is best viewed in 1600x1200 32bpp with 24-point Times (Adobe) font. I'm serious. That's how I designed it. I've not viewed it on a smaller screen. What I'm doing is getting revenge on the 10,000 webmasters that force my fonts into 1-point Arial in a 300x150 box in the middle of my browser when there's nothing keeping them from using my default fonts, my default colours, and my default screen size.

Fun Games to Play!

Line up the goddesses between the two lines! From left to right, skill levels are EASY, Middlin', and Super-Hard!
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Black Diamond!!! <>
Beware the Moguls!!!

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